To express my craving love for Miley Cyrus (that was sarcasm), I have decided to watch and review EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of Hannah Montana... Kill me now. I will do one episode every day for however many episodes there are. If I miss a day, I apologize in advance. I will also be comparing Miley then and how she acted to who she is now. Maybe we will be able to see what went wrong.
Episode One. "Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret?"
14 year old Miley Stewart is living her double life as a pop star, Hannah Montana. When she's at home, she's just a normal, unpopular girl that has normal friends and goes to school.
Okay, so her BFFFF Lilly, got two tickets to go see Ms. Montana in LA and she invited Miley. Well that's a problem, considering Miley is Hannah. See Lilly doesn't know that Miley and Hannah are the same person. Awkwardddd..... So Miley declines to going to the concert.
Enter Corbin Bleu. I used to have the biggest crush on him. But I think he's dead now? Turns out Miley Stewart has a huge crush on him too. I hated her for that. But I got over it quickly. Anyways, she rubs ketchup all over his hands and claims it's a moisturizer so that she doesn't look like an idiot. Too late for that. Uh oh... It's the "populars" AKA Amber and Ashley. In the fifth grade, I had two friends named Amber and Ashley. They always did the "ooooh tssss.." thing. Back then I thought it was cute. Now it's just annoying. Already in the first episode, you can tell that some stuff is gonna go down with these two girls.
Enter Oliver... OLIVERRRRR... (House Bunny reference). This guy is my hero. I love him so much. Not Mitchell Musso, the actor that plays him, but Oliver Oakin, the character. He goes through so much through this entire series and manages to stay strong. At least, I think that's what happens. We'll find out.
You know, for a 14 year old, she was a really strong singer. When I hear her now she sounds like she got younger compared to back then. Like she's lost some control.
Lilly sneaks into Hannah's dressing room and things get crazy. I don't really want to go into details but basically Lilly finds out that Miley was Hannah the whole time. Lilly is pisssssed. Of course she forgives her. But things turn around when Miley shows Lilly her "Hannah Closet." Lilly wants to tell everyone about Hannah and Accidentally calls Miley "Hannah." Now Miley is super pisssssed. Pretty much from what I can tell, Miley is just some tween that has a loud, heavy country accent that yells when she talks about her problems. You know, she was a really bad actress back then. I can see why her famous father was the only reason she got that role. Emily Osment was so much better. But you know is a really good actor? Her brother Haley Joel Osment. He was great in A.I. which just so happens to be one of my favorite movies.
And of course, the episode ends with Miley and Lilly being salty with Amber and Ashley. Just awful. But things happen.
I just thought about something. If she's 14, shouldn't she be in high school already? Isn't that the age of a freshman? I don't know. Just a thought.
So now that the episode is over, here are my thoughts:
Lilly did not freak out enough when Miley revealed that secret. If that were me, I would be freaking out for days.
Miley Cyrus is a bad actor. Maybe it's because that was the first acting role she's ever done. She just needed practice. After all, that was filmed back in 2006.
It will get better.
It's hard to think that someone so sweet, young and innocent can turn into something so... vile and trashy. I think she's worse than Kesha.
Until tomorrow,
-Rachael A.
Look at that face.... *tear*